1- Clean up after yourself because you sure as hell won’t want to do it later.
2- Spring for the good meat at the grocery store, life is way too short for tough chicken or gross hamburgers.
3- Less is more, unless it’s Just For Me pink hair cream, then more is more (and probably not enough).
4- Money isn’t everything, and the best things in life are free.
5- Music can cure almost every mood.
6- There are a million ways to make ramen noodles.
7- Blood is thicker than water.
8- There is no stomach ache that Tums, Club Crackers, and flat Sprite cannot cure.
9- Stop to look around every once in awhile. You’ll be surprised at what you’re missing.
10- It’s ok to be emotional and cry, as long as you clean yourself up and keep on going.
11- Treat your dog the way you would want to be treated.
12- A little goes a long way, and a dollar can stretch.
13- It’s not enough to just work hard, you have to work the hardest.
14- If you feel like you aren’t enough, it’s probably a them problem not a you problem.
15- There’s always a catch.
16- Speak up for what you believe in and what you want, because people will just assume that you’re perfectly fine in your situation.
17- Life will never be easy but you shouldn’t ever shy away from a challenge.
18- Always be prepared for the apocalypse (with water, food, extra clothes, a blanket, a jacket, a flash light, etc.)
19- You never know what’s going to happen and you can’t control it, but you can control how you react to it.
20- Life is short, do what makes you happy.